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Memoirs of A Mellow Yellow Fellow. <<
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Saturday, December 17, 2005
[Derrick & The Zoo]
(13:16:00) Derk: i dont want to party with elephants
:: George :: 1:30 PM |
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Thursday, December 08, 2005
[Humpday +1]
Thursdays are best spent sipping hot tea and doing laundry.
Thursdays are best spent figuring out how to attain health and wealth.
Thursdays are best spent writing introspective one-liners.
theloniousg ee.
:: George :: 1:06 PM |
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Tuesday, December 06, 2005
[a light-hearted perspective on how (not) to motivate your friend to train for a race]
(21:35:55) Gee: last call bro (to go to the gym)
(21:35:59) Gee: do you want to be a muffin top?
(21:36:12) Gee: hahahaha
(21:36:28) Don: i want to eat a muffin top
(21:36:31) Don: they taste like cookies
(21:36:36) Gee: better yet, do you want a plus-size girl for a gf?
(21:36:42) Gee: and i mean PLUS!!
(21:36:47) Don: who cares
(21:36:50) Don: everyone gets fat eventually (*i agree)
(21:36:51) Gee: i’m talking costco size muffins
(21:37:02) Don: costco size muffins are the same size
(21:37:11) Gee: no no no
(21:37:16) Gee: i mean someone who'll eat the whole tray
(21:37:27) Gee: for dessert!
(21:37:28) Don: LOL
(21:37:33) Don: thats not cool
(21:37:36) Gee: yea
(21:37:38) Gee: you dont want that
(21:37:40) Don: i dont want a gf like that
(21:37:45) Don: i want a gf who will leave me at least one
(21:37:45) Don: :)
(21:37:50) Don: lol
note: Don gots a marathon to run in less than 6 days. (so far, no training wutsoever)
*no offense to big-boned individuals. i was just trying to save my boy from 26 miles of pain. i love people of all colors, shapes, and sizes... as evidenced my numerous stumpy friends.
one love? i think so.
:: George :: 12:22 AM |
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